May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Confession
redneckbeaut:
I’d rather live in a small house with a big yard than a big house with a small yard.
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
no joke this is literally me every morning
then at school
(lol here!)
tanlines-:
I hate how school isn’t really about what you learn but more about what you can memorize
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
professor-reject:
Best thing about me being home alone all day - I have not had clothes on once
1 tag
Walk into the Bell like whaddup I want a Big Box
is being ignored a hobby
April 2013
when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
